Which tool would you recommend for constipation, not that this has ever been a problem - the reverse usually - I blame the Pistachios.
God, for next year, I'm going to have the old porta Potti too, and a bucket, and the KKOC pissoire AND the Maison Blanche portaloo. What luxury. Anybody caught p!$$!ing down the back of the caravan will be castrated with blunt boltcutters, unlike last year.