Not like Le Mans where you walk in and the attendant hands you a single square of toilet paper. What the f**ck is up with that?
That's so that you can do a ballerina.
You fold the single sheet in half then again to quarters.
Then tear the middle corner off so that, when opened you have a sheet of paper with a hole in it.
Place the paper over your index finger, a la ballerina, and wipe your arse.
Then use the small piece of paper your tore off to clean under your finger nail.
