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Offline BigH

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Re: Do You Want Electricity On Maison Blanche
« Reply #30 on: January 31, 2006, 01:50:21 pm »
Wow! it looks like there's going to be Watts to spare on MB then.
I don't see why it should go to waste though, I'll bring along some crocodile clips and a generous length of flex. Does anyone have a nice metal chair and some leather straps that they could bring? Some orange overalls would be nice too! All we'll have to do then is find someone who we suspect of having a few secrets,  - and if I may confide in you, the bloke in the tent two pitches up from me looked well dodgy, I'm sure he'd tell us a few things  given a chance. And about 400 volts.
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Re: Do You Want Electricity On Maison Blanche
« Reply #31 on: January 31, 2006, 02:02:32 pm »
What a coincidence! After the run-away success of last year's bondage theme, this time Team Zarse are doing the Commer out in a Torture Chamber stylee.

And if we rent the big genny, I think there would surplus juice, so to speak, for a few of these:

http://www.adultszone.co.uk/sextoys/vibrator164.html
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Re: Do You Want Electricity On Maison Blanche
« Reply #32 on: January 31, 2006, 05:31:39 pm »
Quote from: Stu on January 31, 2006, 01:19:13 pm
A Mira power shower would be nice.

We have a cunning design plan for a battery operated shower this year involving a fold up Ikea washing basket!!   ;D

Pray God it's sunny as the water heating is all solar powered!   The fall back position of heating water on the stove will require lots of petrol!   ::)
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Re: Do You Want Electricity On Maison Blanche
« Reply #33 on: January 31, 2006, 07:49:11 pm »
Or an electric heater, and some major extension lead to our genny. :P :P
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Re: Do You Want Electricity On Maison Blanche
« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2006, 07:51:49 pm »
Quote from: LangTall_DfH on January 31, 2006, 07:49:11 pm
Or an electric heater, and some major extension lead to our genny. :P :P

Ahh yes - good thinking and I do have two long outdoor extension cables......
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Re: Do You Want Electricity On Maison Blanche
« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2006, 08:30:33 pm »
Quote from: Piglet on January 31, 2006, 07:51:49 pm
Quote from: LangTall_DfH on January 31, 2006, 07:49:11 pm
Or an electric heater, and some major extension lead to our genny. :P :P

Ahh yes - good thinking and I do have two long outdoor extension cables......
In last year’s heat, the truck innertube worked ok, but the most effective water heater was a seventy five foot hose, buy the time it reached the pump and the shower it was nice and warm. Now started work on the Mk2 version and a tent for the girlie's dignity :o .
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Re: Do You Want Electricity On Maison Blanche
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2006, 08:51:42 pm »
Quote from: IRW on January 31, 2006, 08:30:33 pm
Quote from: Piglet on January 31, 2006, 07:51:49 pm
Quote from: LangTall_DfH on January 31, 2006, 07:49:11 pm
Or an electric heater, and some major extension lead to our genny. :P :P

Ahh yes - good thinking and I do have two long outdoor extension cables......
In last year’s heat, the truck innertube worked ok, but the most effective water heater was a seventy five foot hose, buy the time it reached the pump and the shower it was nice and warm. Now started work on the Mk2 version and a tent for the girlie's dignity :o .

We have a similar plan that involves a long hose pipe and a number of solar shower bags on the roofbox of the car.   Plus the fold up washing basket lined with a rubble sack to mix the water to the required temperature!!!  This (we hope) avoids having 75ft of scalding hot water followed by a cold shock!!! 

I'm passing on the modesty tent - we take enough crap as it is!  I'm the only girl in our group and I'll cope - I was a Girl Guide!!! 
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Re: Do You Want Electricity On Maison Blanche
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2006, 09:27:17 pm »
Quote from: Piglet on January 31, 2006, 08:51:42 pm
Quote from: IRW on January 31, 2006, 08:30:33 pm
Quote from: Piglet on January 31, 2006, 07:51:49 pm
Quote from: LangTall_DfH on January 31, 2006, 07:49:11 pm
Or an electric heater, and some major extension lead to our genny. :P :P

Ahh yes - good thinking and I do have two long outdoor extension cables......
In last year’s heat, the truck innertube worked ok, but the most effective water heater was a seventy five foot hose, buy the time it reached the pump and the shower it was nice and warm. Now started work on the Mk2 version and a tent for the girlie's dignity :o .

We have a similar plan that involves a long hose pipe and a number of solar shower bags on the roofbox of the car.   Plus the fold up washing basket lined with a rubble sack to mix the water to the required temperature!!!  This (we hope) avoids having 75ft of scalding hot water followed by a cold shock!!! 

I'm passing on the modesty tent - we take enough crap as it is!  I'm the only girl in our group and I'll cope - I was a Girl Guide!!! 
The tents Ok, not all the girlie's in our group are female - prefer not to see!
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Re: Do You Want Electricity On Maison Blanche
« Reply #38 on: February 01, 2006, 12:02:02 am »
You all sound like girlies to me - all fussing about how you will shower. Make sure you take your Bic's so you can keep the legs smooth for each other...  ;D

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Re: Do You Want Electricity On Maison Blanche
« Reply #39 on: February 01, 2006, 12:11:47 am »
Quote from: smokie on February 01, 2006, 12:02:02 am
Make sure you take your Bic's so you can keep the legs smooth for each other...  ;D
Now Smokie, do you shave your legs with a pen? ???
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Re: Do You Want Electricity On Maison Blanche
« Reply #40 on: February 01, 2006, 12:20:15 am »
Ladyshave then. Not being a shaver, I wouldn't know...  :-\
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Re: Do You Want Electricity On Maison Blanche
« Reply #41 on: February 01, 2006, 12:44:29 am »
Quote from: smokie on February 01, 2006, 12:20:15 am
Ladyshave then. Not being a shaver, I wouldn't know...  :-\
Are you sure, there seems to be too much knowledge here Smokie, - who knows what secrets the golden triangle holds. ;)
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Re: Do You Want Electricity On Maison Blanche
« Reply #42 on: February 01, 2006, 01:22:21 am »
Quote from: smokie on February 01, 2006, 12:20:15 am
Ladyshave then. Not being a shaver, I wouldn't know...  :-\
Its all double dutch to me too
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Re: Do You Want Electricity On Maison Blanche
« Reply #43 on: February 01, 2006, 01:30:25 am »
Quote from: Lorry on February 01, 2006, 01:22:21 am
Quote from: smokie on February 01, 2006, 12:20:15 am
Ladyshave then. Not being a shaver, I wouldn't know...  :-\
Its all double dutch to me too

Lorry, that's because you have a beard!

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Re: Do You Want Electricity On Maison Blanche
« Reply #44 on: February 01, 2006, 01:32:12 am »
Quote from: Steve Brown on February 01, 2006, 01:30:25 am
Quote from: Lorry on February 01, 2006, 01:22:21 am
Quote from: smokie on February 01, 2006, 12:20:15 am
Ladyshave then. Not being a shaver, I wouldn't know...  :-\
Its all double dutch to me too

Lorry, that's because you have a beard!

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and your beer is frozen!
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