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Offline alibongo

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french phrases
« on: May 23, 2006, 11:39:06 pm »
usefull french phrase thread .........feel free to add some which have served you well !! ;D
Pardon madame vous parlez anglaise / excuse me sweetheart do you speak English ?
je ne comprends pas/ I dont understand (use when pulled by fuzz)
je ne roulez pas a 200kph? /was I really doing 200kph ?

If somebody is peeing you off this works well... Oi John fichez-mois la paix!!
If you are in the poop and need help/ aidez-mois s'il vous plait
I'm going to Le Mans /je vais a Le Mans
two coffee calvados please/deux cafe calvar s'il vous plait

I'm sure you guys have some more  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: french phrases
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2006, 11:41:45 pm »
OI GARCON MORE BEER


and one from my youth...

Je t'aime, moi non plus

Seemed to do it for Jane Birkin, I never understood what it meant though...
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Re: french phrases
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2006, 11:43:12 pm »
Je vais AU Mans!  Yeah, so I'm a pedant and the pedants are revolting.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2006, 11:45:41 pm by termietermite »
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Re: french phrases
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2006, 11:47:55 pm »
One for the women folk 8)

Non seulement il est puissant, il est vite!


Not only is he strong, he is fast!
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Re: french phrases
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2006, 11:50:36 pm »
Quote from: Ferrari Spider on May 23, 2006, 11:47:55 pm
One for the women folk 8)

Non seulement il est puissant, il est vite!


Not only is he strong, he is fast!
Where can I meet him?
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Re: french phrases
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2006, 11:56:26 pm »
 :-* :-* :-*

My son (aged 17) - who is fluent in French told me this but I don't know what it means and he wouldn't tell me.

"Est-ce que tu peu seuse ma bete"

Lisa
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Re: french phrases
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2006, 11:56:48 pm »
Babelfish helped with this one!

To be said out load on Sunday night!

tuez le bohémien !

Kill the Pikey!!
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Re: french phrases
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2006, 11:58:41 pm »
Quote from: termietermite on May 23, 2006, 11:50:36 pm
Quote from: Ferrari Spider on May 23, 2006, 11:47:55 pm
One for the women folk 8)

Non seulement il est puissant, il est vite!


Not only is he strong, he is fast!
Where can I meet him?


Here!!

"Nous avons pour vous une bonne journée de sports qui demarre avec le rugby!"
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Re: french phrases
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2006, 12:01:57 am »
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir dans mon sac a dos?

It's never worked for me, but I can but hope   ;) ;) ;)

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Re: french phrases
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2006, 12:04:47 am »
Lisa,

You need to have a word with your son, especially if he asked you this.

Hehe,

Roughly translated this is "Please can you suck my dick?"

Jay
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Re: french phrases
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2006, 12:52:35 am »
Quote from: DelBoy on May 24, 2006, 12:01:57 am
mon sac a dos?

Unless I am mistaken isnt that a backpack?  Could explain your lack of success Delboy!
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Re: french phrases
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2006, 12:54:06 am »
Quote from: Jay (Team Cannonball) on May 24, 2006, 12:04:47 am
Lisa,

You need to have a word with your son, especially if he asked you this.

Hehe,

Roughly translated this is "Please can you suck my dick?"

Jay

Are you sure?

Babelfish says it's "You not very seuse my bete"

Google goes one better and says it's "You not very seuse my animal "
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Re: french phrases
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2006, 01:24:13 am »
 :-* :-* :-*
Sorry Smokie - Jay has the correct translation - I am perhaps now regretting all that private tuition whilst he was educated in France - especially as he is now an official 'Max Power' type!

 :-*

Lisa
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Re: french phrases
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2006, 01:48:44 am »
My personal favorite is

Je suis un camion rouge!

It worked well when I want to get rid of Photographer in a Restuant in Nice.

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Re: french phrases
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2006, 08:16:21 am »
"Puis-je payer un verre, ou voulez-vous juste l'argent?"
"Can I buy you a drink or would you just like the money?"

"Mon Dieu!...Apres quelque verres vous n'aviez pourtant pas l'air trop mal..."
"God, you looked better through beer goggles, though..."

"Je t'aime. Quand est-ce qu'on mange?"
"I love you. Where's my dinner?"

All stolen from: http://yoyo.its.monash.edu.au/~mongoose/french/









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