usefull french phrase thread .........feel free to add some which have served you well !!

Pardon madame vous parlez anglaise / excuse me sweetheart do you speak English ?
je ne comprends pas/ I dont understand (use when pulled by fuzz)
je ne roulez pas a 200kph? /was I really doing 200kph ?
If somebody is peeing you off this works well... Oi John fichez-mois la paix!!
If you are in the poop and need help/ aidez-mois s'il vous plait
I'm going to Le Mans /je vais a Le Mans
two coffee calvados please/deux cafe calvar s'il vous plait
I'm sure you guys have some more
