Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.
The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless
The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
Four inch wide
Neoprene rubber reinforced ...
turbo rampant rabbit
him over on
on Calais seafront
Whilst singing Jerusalem
in f sharp.
A crowd formed
a tight circle
when suddenly above
the vultures circled
like evil butterflies
with black spots
completely unlike the
Kronenburg stubbies that
Wallace and Grommit
couldn't make fit
into the dark
ring shaped orifice
with jagged edges
and disturbing aroma
but strangely pleasant
(summed up all the contributions so far, no inspiration whatsoever)
