Chavalier

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Kev

shut up!!!

dont go telling him values or such

Now then Rex

when the body rots away next week (month!) I'll have that engine off you, just to keep that there wooded enclave totally tidy you understand...

then it can come and live in my house with Lara

in fact it might even be tempted to come and live inside Lara's scruffy little engine bay and turn her into a reet sleepin' track day car along with my nice little 5 speed gearbox...

So Kev

keep shtumm please lad!

All of which apart

sounds rather sound Rex

well bargained


Caravan?

did you say caravan?

what is the world coming to?

I bet you have even stopped shaving the bulk of your body hair off too!

Caravan? Got a nice green cardigan with leather plaited buttons too, to go with it?


 

 

[Lord Pig-Pen]

[/quote]you cant paint the Irmi grill pink Rex  sell it for good money and get a standard one TBH you got a bloody good bargain as the engine and box is worth £400 easy on there own  and low milage for them aswell!

Cam seals and belts on them are a pain as theres 2 - being a v6 and all that. fancy selling it me for £500 
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Kev... its got 4 Cams and a belt that would go round you thrice, its not for sale, well not for £500 and the "Irmi" grille will be fluro pink, did you not clap eyes on the Black DB9 opposite Camp Brethren with a pink snout? it looked sweet!

All will be revealed soon once oily hands are washed and the sun is shining, oh and I wont spend a day cleaning it, possibly not even half an hour.

All this nonsense about caravans and getting old.... remember, I am Pig Pen of The Brethren, Its a one way trip for the caravan and it will be carrying musical delights. Neither will return to Blighty and I hope Pyro Brown is about on Sunday night next year

[Andy Zarse]

In honour of our Dutch comrades it should be known as Vinnie's Vectra.

[Kev_mk3]

Kev

shut up!!!

dont go telling him values or such

Now then Rex

when the body rots away next week (month!) I'll have that engine off you, just to keep that there wooded enclave totally tidy you understand...

then it can come and live in my house with Lara

in fact it might even be tempted to come and live inside Lara's scruffy little engine bay and turn her into a reet sleepin' track day car along with my nice little 5 speed gearbox...

So Kev

keep shtumm please lad!

why dont you get a calibra / cav V6 stick a set of 3 litre cams and pistons in it then it will have more bhp and torque than the vectra v6 would know what to do with - plus its cheaper again

you cant paint the Irmi grill pink Rex  sell it for good money and get a standard one TBH you got a bloody good bargain as the engine and box is worth £400 easy on there own  and low milage for them aswell!

Cam seals and belts on them are a pain as theres 2 - being a v6 and all that. fancy selling it me for £500 

Kev... its got 4 Cams and a belt that would go round you thrice, its not for sale, well not for £500 and the "Irmi" grille will be fluro pink, did you not clap eyes on the Black DB9 opposite Camp Brethren with a pink snout? it looked sweet!

All will be revealed soon once oily hands are washed and the sun is shining, oh and I wont spend a day cleaning it, possibly not even half an hour.

All this nonsense about caravans and getting old.... remember, I am Pig Pen of The Brethren, Its a one way trip for the caravan and it will be carrying musical delights. Neither will return to Blighty and I hope Pyro Brown is about on Sunday night next year

you mean this Rex -



sure was sext but still not sure untill i see it done 

[Lord Pig-Pen]

Oh Kev... FFS... its cost £500 tops and will be more than fast enough.

Seals and belts done without any aggro, fiddly but not that bad.

Why on earth would I want a Calibra.... do I look like a bender and besides, they were sh*t and rusted like a Datsun by the seaside.

Like the pic of the Aston... were you sneaking around our site while we were away.
Someone stole some of Lady PP's undies... and now we know who it was

Private Tray Boy has an official pardon.

[Kev_mk3]

Oh Kev... FFS... its cost £500 tops and will be more than fast enough.

Seals and belts done without any aggro, fiddly but not that bad.

Why on earth would I want a Calibra.... do I look like a bender and besides, they were sh*t and rusted like a Datsun by the seaside.

Like the pic of the Aston... were you sneaking around our site while we were away.
Someone stole some of Lady PP's undies... and now we know who it was

Private Tray Boy has an official pardon.

i meant the engine from the calibra 

i might of borrowed them off Lady pp 

[Brad Zarse]

knickers??

They were surely only on the washing line for show?  Lady PP doesn't WEAR knickers... ... allegedly

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knickers??

They were surely only on the washing line for show?  Lady PP doesn't WEAR knickers... ... allegedly

Ah well err

Brad I am sworn to secrecy on that subject

Bridget was VERY insistant I'm afraid

If I did publish I WOULD BE DAMNED

Sort of sorry!

ish!

[Lord Pig-Pen]

How can a thread about a Cavalier/Vectra slide into a discussion about Lady PP's knickers
Anyway, test run has taken place and its smiles all round.

I think I remember saying the Cav was the best heap I had owned for years, but the Vecky is in Chav heaven league.

As before, I welcome suggestions to enhance its looks and performance.
Remember its Black and will have a pink grille soon, so no stupid stuff please

Oh, and Kev... Lady PP's undies dont suit you, please remove the pics from facebook

[Robspot]

What, and I'll repeat that, What in the name of beelzebub's buttocks is going on here? I go on holiday and my furry forest friend buys a Vectra  Have you been hanging out with Smokie?

You might as well move to Thorney Hill now. I suppose the one consolation is the pink grill but it's no Chavalier is it.

Good to see you're still up at 3am on a school night though, I miss those nights 

And Kev, I will need full details of the lady in your Avatar. I think I love her.

[smokie]

I ought to stick up for my Veccy but I won't. It's a harsh ride for a top of the range motor and it's a guzzler. Mind you, it went up to an indicated 145+ quite readily when I went to the 'Ring the other week. At about 7mpg...

I'm sure LPPs new motor will give him hours of pleasure...and hopefully us too!!

[LangTall]

In honour of our Dutch comrades it should be known as Vinnie's Vectra.

Now that's a very nice suggestion.

[Kev_mk3]

And Kev, I will need full details of the lady in your Avatar. I think I love her.

Rosie Webster in Corrie;)

[Lord Pig-Pen]

What, and I'll repeat that, What in the name of beelzebub's buttocks is going on here? I go on holiday and my furry forest friend buys a Vectra  Have you been hanging out with Smokie?

You might as well move to Thorney Hill now. I suppose the one consolation is the pink grill but it's no Chavalier is it.

Good to see you're still up at 3am on a school night though, I miss those nights 

And Kev, I will need full details of the lady in your Avatar. I think I love her.

Dear Boy... Nothing will replace the CHAVALIER, One of the finest heaps of sh*te to ever grace the highways and lanes of the UK and France.
Her final mission is Goodwood...
As she departs to a new life I think she may well raise a middle finger to all those that doubted her capability.
36k miles on a £250 car in a year is VFM to me... I spent under £300 on her, had a cam belt snap and split the sump on a rock and she's still rocking.
She will be attending Goodwood tomorrow and retired on Monday when her bigger fatter black sister takes over.

This may be a very sad thing to say.... but....I will miss her, we had lots of adventures, scrapes, twat moments, hero moments and she was a Brethren Mascot last June, taking roof dancing and other abuse in her stride.

Ask Steve Z about the tire smoke last weekend

The Veccy has a massive reputation to live up to..... 
PP
Oh.. thats not Kevs bird in the avatar... His is Ginger....

[Lord Pig-Pen]

And Kev, I will need full details of the lady in your Avatar. I think I love her.

Rosie Webster in Corrie;)

Has she been invited to the Z party?..
PP