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« on: April 22, 2008, 02:57:29 pm »

It'd be a grisley and oily sight I know, but what I meant was:

Moss is talking about Fangio in 'Great Lives' on Radio 4 this artnoon at 4:30. So, if you're stuck at your pc try:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/
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Mind you, that dirty, filthy, Matthew Parris is presenting...
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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2008, 06:00:35 pm »

Thanks for that H, just listened to it and really enjoyed it, Fangio, ay dirty thing, having his way with Sterlings, girl friend whilst poor old Sterling was racing at Le mans. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2008, 10:26:06 am »

Wotcher Bri,

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having his way with Sterlings, girl friend

- I know, and he didn't even seem to mind! In fact seemed rather pleased about it, what a gent.
I'm not completely sure, but when Stirling mentioned Schumacher I thought I heard him follow up with a hoccch-sptttt, and the tingg! of the spitoon.
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2008, 12:35:14 pm »

It'd be a grisley and oily sight I know, but what I meant was:

Moss is talking about Fangio in 'Great Lives' on Radio 4 this artnoon at 4:30. So, if you're stuck at your pc try:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/
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Mind you, that dirty, filthy, Matthew Parris is presenting...

I couldn't get the bloody listen again thing to work last night.

That Matthew Parris is one of them you know.
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2008, 12:31:02 am »

That Matthew Parris is one of them you know.

One of what? Do you mean by any chance that he used to work at Thorntons chocolates?
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2008, 09:42:49 am »

That Matthew Parris is one of them you know.

One of what? Do you mean by any chance that he used to work at Thorntons chocolates?

Or he was a Tory MP
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2008, 02:36:53 pm »

That Matthew Parris is one of them you know.

One of what? Do you mean by any chance that he used to work at Thorntons chocolates?

Or he was a Tory MP

No. You know. One of them!

<glances furtively over shoulder>

Don't tell anyone but he's a puff!
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2008, 06:03:24 pm »

No Peter. I mean he likes to put his winkle up other men's bottoms. Can you imagine what that must be like!

No one is safe. No one.
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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2008, 07:42:04 pm »

No Peter. I mean he likes to put his winkle up other men's bottoms. Can you imagine what that must be like!

No one is safe. No one.

Mr Zarse, to be perfectly honest, I wouldn't even want to think of what that would be like, its not natural.  Whereas wearing a gimp mask and just leather undies is perfectly normal and everyday.  Rather writing about toilet experiences at LM, a few pages of what happens in the Commer might be more entertaining Huh

If you don't want to talk about puffs and men's bottoms Peter, then why keep bringing the subject up? Anyone would think you were obsessed with the subject.

What happens in the Commer is like marzipan; private! You might think what goes on in there is something from the further reaches of the filthiest workings of Max Mosley mind. That's far from the truth, it's more like vespers in a fine cathedral.

Just to be clear, I firmly believe the Good Toilet section will become seen as a vital component to the CA Guide by our dear readers. If it helps just some of us avoid those "where-the-feck's-the nearest-lavs" horrors that you and I have been through in past years then, and amuses in the process, then that can only be a good thing. Surely to God man you can't want another rectal cave-in at your advanced years?
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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2008, 07:59:51 pm »

Once upon a time I used to have to take X rays of the hapless inhabitants of Ashford, Kent.

A chap had secreted within his nipsy a large brass egg.

When I asked him the inevitable question, why he replied that 'I wanted to know what it would feel like to be a chicken'
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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2008, 08:28:53 pm »

The mantra of advancing years

Never waste an erection
Never pass a bathroom
Never trust a fart
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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2008, 08:38:17 pm »

Whilst we're on the subject, beware of the Poo turbo charger SWEETCORN Guaranteed to make your poo exit faster than any dash to the toilets - as I found out on my second visit to LM and was camped against the fence on Parking Blue (no bogs). It was ok though, I just found groups of French to stand with, they seemed to think I'd made some sort of effort to fit in with them.
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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2008, 08:57:09 pm »


Oh dear, another perfectly good topic that appears to have drifted down towards bodily functions  Roll Eyes



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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2008, 11:44:22 pm »


Oh dear, another perfectly good topic that appears to have drifted down towards bodily functions  Roll Eyes



Well I thought poor old Matthew used to work in Thorntons as a fudge packer and was bewildered to find out that he was a gay tory. Well I'll be buggered.

And as for Peter


I will be eagerly awaiting the toilet section as i need it as a matter of priority, hope you have the toilets covered in the pits grandstand and the toilets for the Marshalls also in the same block, they came in very handy last year. Grin

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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2008, 12:54:52 am »

The mantra of advancing years

Never waste an erection
Never pass a bathroom
Never trust a fart
Follow through's are embarassing.

Experienced a few.
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