No Peter. I mean he likes to put his winkle up other men's bottoms. Can you imagine what that must be like!
No one is safe. No one.
Mr Zarse, to be perfectly honest, I wouldn't even want to think of what that would be like, its not natural. Whereas wearing a gimp mask and just leather undies is perfectly normal and everyday. Rather writing about toilet experiences at LM, a few pages of what happens in the Commer might be more entertaining 
If you don't want to talk about puffs and men's bottoms Peter, then why keep bringing the subject up? Anyone would think you were obsessed with the subject.
What happens in the Commer is like marzipan; private! You might think what goes on in there is something from the further reaches of the filthiest workings of Max Mosley mind. That's far from the truth, it's more like vespers in a fine cathedral.
Just to be clear, I firmly believe the Good Toilet section will become seen as a vital component to the CA Guide by our dear readers. If it helps just some of us avoid those "where-the-feck's-the nearest-lavs" horrors that you and I have been through in past years then, and amuses in the process, then that can only be a good thing. Surely to God man you can't want another rectal cave-in at your advanced years?
