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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #2385 on: July 11, 2015, 09:27:57 pm »
The Germans are furiously reprinting Euro notes on greeceproof paper.

Meanwhile, they've asked George Foreman to help as his grills get rid of the grease

Yes you all heard them last week, but for the record  ;D  ;D  ;D
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« Reply #2386 on: July 25, 2015, 07:17:34 pm »
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« Reply #2387 on: August 08, 2015, 05:58:24 pm »
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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #2388 on: August 25, 2015, 11:33:32 am »
A pun by comedian Darren Walsh has scooped the prize for funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe.
The 39-year-old, whose show Punderbolt is on at the Pleasance, took first place in the vote by TV channel Dave.
The winning joke was:


"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free."
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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #2389 on: August 25, 2015, 09:19:49 pm »
I liked the one about the hippo and the zippo.
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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #2390 on: August 25, 2015, 09:22:14 pm »
Quote from: lofty on August 25, 2015, 09:19:49 pm
I liked the one about the hippo and the zippo.

The difference between the two being that one was a little lighter?
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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #2391 on: August 28, 2015, 03:11:50 pm »
Yep that's my bestest one.
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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #2392 on: September 16, 2015, 08:29:58 pm »
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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #2393 on: October 13, 2015, 07:55:37 pm »
Hilary Clinton finds out shes 5 weeks pregnant.
She calls Bill "You bastard im 5 weeks pregnant"
Silence.
"Well im on the election trail, hows that gonna work?"
Silence.
"What you gonna do about it? Bill......Bill you bastard"
Bill answers in a whisper " Hello who is this calling?"
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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #2394 on: October 17, 2015, 06:15:27 pm »
Joke
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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #2395 on: October 22, 2015, 01:55:08 am »
There is a new play off for 5th place in the rugby world cup..


Known as 6 nations!
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« Reply #2396 on: November 13, 2015, 05:54:20 pm »
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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #2397 on: November 14, 2015, 02:37:32 am »
Quote from: lofty on November 13, 2015, 05:54:20 pm
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Thanks Lofty,
                   I think I will have another Beer  ;D
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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #2398 on: November 16, 2015, 08:50:44 pm »
One for the Gourmets out there.


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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #2399 on: November 17, 2015, 01:34:24 pm »
SICK, SICK,SICK.
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