SPAGHETTI .
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for
several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in
him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his
reputation or his marriage,he paid her a large sum of money
if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was
born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a
post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then
arrange for child support payments.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
wife. Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post
card today."
Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it ," he said. The
wife obeyed, and, watched as her husband read the card,
turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written: V
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"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one
without !!!!
