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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #825 on: April 12, 2006, 08:31:53 pm »
And the classic:

Someone fetch a hammer, there's a fly on Grandma's head.

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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #826 on: April 14, 2006, 09:53:07 pm »
I could not think where to put this,and did not want to start a new S***** thread.I would like to test our Turn 10 guests memory.

I would like each person write in one line of our favorite Turn 10 poem.

Lee Self you are not included[we know you know that we know that you know the answer]

here we go!

Roses are red!
TURN 10 "YOUR SPOT IN THE SUN"

GO SHANE GO!!!

GO TEAM IMPALA GO !!!

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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #827 on: April 15, 2006, 12:56:08 am »
Err...violets are blue?

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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #828 on: April 15, 2006, 01:22:29 am »
Very good.Whats next?
TURN 10 "YOUR SPOT IN THE SUN"

GO SHANE GO!!!

GO TEAM IMPALA GO !!!

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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #829 on: April 15, 2006, 02:14:13 am »
I know it's something with peanut butter, but I forgot. Don't say it yet...

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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #830 on: April 15, 2006, 01:30:31 pm »
I like peanut butter ;D

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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #831 on: April 17, 2006, 03:09:21 am »
Alright Lee it looks like its up to you to complete the poem.

From the top.
TURN 10 "YOUR SPOT IN THE SUN"

GO SHANE GO!!!

GO TEAM IMPALA GO !!!

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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #832 on: April 20, 2006, 04:30:15 pm »
David Beckham decides to go horse riding.

Although he has no previous experiance he skillfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.

Victoria admiringly watches her husband.

After a short time David becomes a little too casual and begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.

Victoria screams and shouts for someone to help her husband as David, by this time had slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has his arms around the horses neck.

David decides that his only chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse gallops along his head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconciousness

Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help.

Hearing her screams, the Tesco security guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.
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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #833 on: April 20, 2006, 05:39:52 pm »
Alright Lee it looks like its up to you to complete the poem.

From the top.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I like peanut butter
Lets F*ck

 ;D  -Lee

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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #834 on: April 21, 2006, 01:56:37 pm »
If there's one thing I'm good at it's flogging dead horses  ;D
I always stay too long. Long enough for something to go wrong

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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #835 on: April 21, 2006, 02:24:29 pm »
Back on the jokes topic....

This guy asks his friend, "If you knew that in five minutes the world is going to explode, what would be the first thing you would do?"
The Second guy says, "I would screw the first thing that moved... and what would you do?"
The first guy says, "I would stand very still for five minutes".
« Last Edit: April 21, 2006, 02:45:35 pm by robspot »
I always stay too long. Long enough for something to go wrong

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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #837 on: April 22, 2006, 12:08:29 am »
Local newspaper headline up here a while ago

Aberdeen prostitute jailed for selling crack

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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #838 on: April 25, 2006, 01:53:26 pm »
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Re: The (Unrelated To Le Mans) Joke Thread
« Reply #839 on: April 25, 2006, 01:55:03 pm »
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