Modern Commer Replacement

[gibberish]

Sorry Andy, feeling like b**ls of steel this morning.  Don't know if this will go to the next page or not, but my bones are telling me that the Commer is making strange noises right now

I cannot, in all conscience let someone else run this risk..............here goes nothing (oh Lord I hear the Commer revving up)  

[gibberish]

DO NOT under any circumstances take this thread to Page 13.

The Curse of the Commer will strike anyone foolish enough to incur its' wrath.

You have all been warned.

Well now, that wasn't too painful.  I'm sure the Commer is resting peacefully..............Argh no its         its       iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[mgmark]

Well done that man - I hope you are still alive and well.........what's that I hear coming down the corridor now....... oh no..........it's after me now.......

[gibberish]

Mark

Let's keep distracting it, and maybe it will become too asthmatic to continue the chase.........................Oh sh*t

[mgmark]

Impossible........the thing just rests to catch its wind and then keeps on coming......aaaahhhhh.......I'll just nip sideways into this meeting room and see if it loses the scent.......

[gibberish]

Bl**dy he** Mark, that thing moves fast.  All quiet here at the moment...................

[mgmark]

Phew....that was close.....I think I managed to lose it in the twisty turning corridors of pure power here.  Off to do a bit of work now, I'll report back later.......

[Ruptured Duck Motorsport]

So would page 13 be a bad time for me to join in this discussion?

[gibberish]

Depends if you hear the growling, moaning noises of a Commer on the hunt  

[Ruptured Duck Motorsport]

Wait... is that a misfire I hear in the distance?  Was that a door creaking in my house or the suspension of one of the worlds finest campervans?  

[gibberish]

run man RUN LIKE HELL

[jpchenet]

So would page 13 be a bad time for me to join in this discussion?

I'm waiting for page 14.......and it should be here pretty soon!!  

[gibberish]

I'm waiting for page 14.......and it should be here pretty soon!!  

Be it on youw own head mark, you insisted on joining page 13.  Watch your back

[jpchenet]

That would be the back that now has tyre marks along it..??!!

I think it found me!!!!......  Or could it just be where I fell over in the middle of the road on the way back from the pub last night??  

[jpchenet]

I have to say it's pretty scary too about the speed it seems to be able to travel between us when AZ says it can't get above 55mph normally!!