You hurtfull bastard Zarse!  
I agree, she gave you her the best years of her life.
She brought a smiles to your face, made you cry, made you swear and curse. 
But she was still there when you needed her, she let you sleep deep in her welcome warm bosom, even when you have one to many sherbets and found it hard to find the door. (Dont mention the sink)
She helped you make to make a grand entrance to Le Mans; she even posed suggestively for you in the improved Le Mans posters.
And this is how you repay
. Shame on you.
All I can say is,
You complete and utter bastard 
... 

(but she will forgive you if you do give her that full body wash, and tell her how next year your take her to Le Mans and shell me her new mate, even if he is a bit religious  the popemobile.