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Offline Gilles

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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #420 on: February 03, 2004, 12:24:26 pm »
I was given a similarly battered model Commer PB1500 crew bus for my birthday. All I need now is to get hold of a model snotty tramp to lie in the back... :-\

I was talking to a mate who is a very skilled welder last night and he broached the subject of doing a Stretch Commer. Genuinely his idea not mine. And he suggested installing a revolving round double bed in the back. Christ knows why. I think he had been smoking something though.

Does anyone know of the existence of such a vehicle or would it be entirely unique?

I actually own a round double bed but in my house not my car  ;)
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #421 on: February 03, 2004, 12:33:55 pm »
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How about something a little differnet

Robbo, Nice - very nice indeed  ;D ;D.  If the MG SV makes it there in 2005 as reported, this could be the answer for the team - tow a trailer to carry all those useful bits for trackside repairs, without outside assistance, thereby remaining in the race.   Not sure how it would handle down the Mulsanne without a wing tho.....
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #422 on: February 03, 2004, 03:30:46 pm »
Now this delightful oddity is available on e-bay.   One way of "stretching" the Commer, whilst maintaining the ability to blast the original vehicle, unencumbered, down the Mulsanne.......

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2457064003&category=43123



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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #423 on: February 03, 2004, 04:38:31 pm »
A few pages back, I was speechless with what some other idiot had done, but how would anyone have the nerve to drive THAT down the road? Most people would die of embarassment.
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #424 on: February 03, 2004, 09:13:45 pm »
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How about something a little differnet

Robbo, Nice - very nice indeed  ;D ;D.  If the MG SV makes it there in 2005 as reported, this could be the answer for the team - tow a trailer to carry all those useful bits for trackside repairs, without outside assistance, thereby remaining in the race.   Not sure how it would handle down the Mulsanne without a wing tho.....

Audi UK could always adopt it. Imagine the fuel canisters Biela could carry!!!   ;D :-X ;D

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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #425 on: February 03, 2004, 10:19:14 pm »
kind of looks like the caravan is eating/humping the mini, very strange
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #426 on: February 03, 2004, 11:08:12 pm »
kind of looks like the caravan is eating/humping the mini, very strange

I know of some web sites where that sort of thing goes on!

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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #427 on: February 04, 2004, 12:49:31 am »
I mean, I just had to have a look on ebay - couldn't resist.

Turns out it for sale through Barn Hill Minis and in the left hand corner of the photo is the very Disco and trailer that took away my project 1380 Mini when I sold it on ebay recently - brought a tear to my eye!

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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #428 on: February 04, 2004, 09:48:18 am »
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the very Disco and trailer that took away my project 1380 Mini when I sold it on ebay recently

Maybe it is a cunning plot to convert the van into a unique sprint/hillclimb special using your old mini - this piece of crap mini/caravan history is unlikely to sell - looking at the minimania website, the van and "caraboot" is up for sale at £2,750............ ::)
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #429 on: February 04, 2004, 02:26:22 pm »
A few pages back, I was speechless with what some other idiot had done, but how would anyone have the nerve to drive THAT down the road? Most people would die of embarassment.

I'm sure they would! Imagine having a Mini grafted on to the front end of your lovely caravan  ;)
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #430 on: February 04, 2004, 02:40:24 pm »

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I actually own a round double bed but in my house not my car  ;)
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #431 on: February 04, 2004, 05:02:07 pm »
I'm sure they would! Imagine having a Mini grafted on to the front end of your lovely caravan  ;)


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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #432 on: February 04, 2004, 06:11:27 pm »
I am in far too good a mood today.

The trailer gets its stickers tomorrow and then its nearly finished


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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #433 on: February 04, 2004, 08:15:35 pm »
how about this for a honey of a le man set up.

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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #434 on: February 04, 2004, 08:33:15 pm »
And i thought our trailer wasnt that big.

Well built though.

Whats in the back of the trailer.

A brocken down Corvette  :D
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