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« Reply #2280 on: April 09, 2014, 01:56:48 pm »

As a reformed caravanner I will resist cheap jibes about the obvious.

Instead I will offer my limited caravanning advise in return for use of the onboard facilities rather than having to queue for ages to take an early morning pee.

I trust the fridge will be brimming with beer and the kettle always on?
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« Reply #2281 on: April 09, 2014, 02:31:33 pm »

Is this the end of an era, for this thread?

In the MB days I used to take a caravan, a tattier one than that. 'er indoorz was not happy as the caravan was becoming too knocked about by carrying excessive weight (bikes, flagpoles, gear etc). Massively preferred over a tent though by me.
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« Reply #2282 on: April 09, 2014, 02:48:05 pm »

Possibly heard on Wednesday pm 11th June -

" I have some tarmac left over from a job round the corner - does your bit of  Tetre Rouge campsite need resurfacing ? "
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« Reply #2283 on: April 09, 2014, 03:38:07 pm »

I bet it'll burn well  Evil

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« Reply #2284 on: April 09, 2014, 07:37:31 pm »

Go on, mock. Mock me to your hearts content. You will be laughing on the other side of your faces when I move into your area, pour old engine oil into your local river and break into your house to rifle through your underwear draw.
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« Reply #2285 on: April 09, 2014, 10:03:19 pm »

Andy -

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« Reply #2286 on: April 12, 2014, 12:08:44 am »

Dont be silly folks. Andy has bought the bloke................. The rest came with him
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« Reply #2287 on: April 12, 2014, 10:18:26 pm »

Dont be silly folks. Andy has bought the bloke................. The rest came with him
 The Bloke? I'm sure we can introduce you to "The Bloke" on Bleu Nord in June. If you care to join us on the Friday night he may well be be wearing his best party frock just for you.
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« Reply #2288 on: April 13, 2014, 01:51:39 am »

Well I'm NOT going to pretend to be shocked   Shocked




OK I am

but I'm buggered if I'm going to be awed by it

It's just a low rent replacement for my old nemesis the C*****

Which will never pass my lips (or in this particular, gotta be particular, case keyboard) again in Zarse discussionship

Does it fit on a standard EU ACO campsite though?

We must be told
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« Reply #2289 on: April 13, 2014, 11:55:00 am »

Dont be silly folks. Andy has bought the bloke................. The rest came with him
 The Bloke? I'm sure we can introduce you to "The Bloke" on Bleu Nord in June. If you care to join us on the Friday night he may well be be wearing his best party frock just for you.

That "BLOKE" (Andy's Man Servant) - also has a weakness for Badgers
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« Reply #2290 on: April 20, 2014, 09:39:04 pm »

I'm probably missing sonething, but once the delivery bloke has driven his jeep away, how does it work? Where's the driving seat and steering wheel? And the engine?

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« Reply #2291 on: April 20, 2014, 10:57:50 pm »

Welcome to the club Grin

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« Reply #2292 on: April 21, 2014, 04:12:13 pm »

I'm very happy you found Leigh again Andy, now where's the new Commer?
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« Reply #2293 on: April 24, 2014, 06:48:16 pm »

Mark, there is no engine or steering wheel, although it does have a fully flushing lavatory, a separate shower room, central heating and a separate bedroom. All of these features are not things of which the poor old Commer could boast. On the other hand, the Modern Commer Replacement does not however have a vermin infestation, fleas and lice in the upholstery, terminal rot, a recalcitrant exhaust system, a wheezing 1725 engine, a Ship's Log of meritorious misdeamours as long as the N138 or a pleasantly winning human personality. So it's a mixed blessing in short; I do miss the Commer and her foibles terribly, but at the end of the day luxury wins out.



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« Reply #2294 on: April 24, 2014, 08:30:17 pm »

Could this be the end of this message trail?
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