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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #540 on: April 20, 2004, 07:08:58 pm »
Here's one not-so-modern Commer, been put out to pasture in the Antiguan sunshine. Worse ways of ending your days I guess. I remember when this old sod was still on the road, not that many years ago.

Which old sod??????  The Commer or the bloke in front of it???   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #541 on: April 21, 2004, 06:29:54 pm »
Which old sod??????  The Commer or the bloke in front of it???   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Of course it's the old bloke in front, Mark.  cant you see the wrinkle lines   ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #542 on: April 21, 2004, 07:46:38 pm »
Which old sod??????  The Commer or the bloke in front of it???   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Of course it's the old bloke in front, Mark.  cant you see the wrinkle lines   ;D ;D ;D ;D

Is that what they are........and he claims they are "smile lines"  ;D ;D ;D

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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #543 on: April 22, 2004, 10:31:23 am »
Smile lines my arse...........oh no, sorry zarse.
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #544 on: April 22, 2004, 07:26:22 pm »
Just out of interest - and in all seriousness, who is the funny looking old slap-head with the bizarre sunglasses in the picture?
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #545 on: April 23, 2004, 02:12:55 am »
when will this thread DIE.

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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #546 on: April 23, 2004, 05:15:00 am »
This thread is destined to go on for EVER :-*
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #547 on: April 23, 2004, 08:51:34 am »
when will this thread DIE.



Old Commers Never Die.............They just go to pasture in Antigua!!  ;)

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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #548 on: April 23, 2004, 09:54:23 am »
Just out of interest - and in all seriousness, who is the funny looking old slap-head with the bizarre sunglasses in the picture?


Fair shout Matt, the picture is a bit bad, but I'm pretty sure that that is actually the Zarse man.
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #549 on: April 23, 2004, 06:52:39 pm »
Just out of interest - and in all seriousness, who is the funny looking old slap-head with the bizarre sunglasses in the picture?

Fair shout Matt, the picture is a bit bad, but I'm pretty sure that that is actually the Zarse man.

True, tis I although in the pic someone seems to have drawn a set of comedy eyebrows on my face. I'm fairly sure I don't normally look like that. The sunglasses are special ones I bought mail order. They're the new Xray specs that allow you to see through women's (and men's!) clothes, old Commer engine cowlings etc. Looking forward to seeing Amanda Stretton and Milka in June. And you Matt!!!
I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.

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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #550 on: April 23, 2004, 07:41:00 pm »
Just out of interest - and in all seriousness, who is the funny looking old slap-head with the bizarre sunglasses in the picture?

Fair shout Matt, the picture is a bit bad, but I'm pretty sure that that is actually the Zarse man.

True, tis I although in the pic someone seems to have drawn a set of comedy eyebrows on my face. I'm fairly sure I don't normally look like that. The sunglasses are special ones I bought mail order. They're the new Xray specs that allow you to see through women's (and men's!) clothes, old Commer engine cowlings etc. Looking forward to seeing Amanda Stretton and Milka in June. And you Matt!!!


That's not you! You're having a laugh, surely. It's your Dad, isn't it?
Look at those spindley legs - like knotted string. Come on, Andy - who is the old fart?
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #551 on: April 25, 2004, 09:11:37 pm »
My legs were modelled on Spike Milligans I'll have you know, thin and wirey with knobbley knees. They have baffled the world's finest medical brains.
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #552 on: April 25, 2004, 09:16:44 pm »
The Commer lives.

Rather than waste my day hob nobbing with Herbert and Smith at PQ, I spent the day digging (and I mean digging!) the Commer out of it's winter grief pit. The good news is she runs ok, but there's a terrible fuel leak and I found a Robin nesting in the sink. I don't want to move the Commer til the her brood have fledged and flown the nest. So the unveiling ceremony will have to go on hold for the time being.
I wouldn't sit there if I were you, it's still a bit wet.

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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #553 on: April 30, 2004, 01:21:52 am »
Get a grip, fellas, this had nearly slipped to page three !
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Re:Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #554 on: April 30, 2004, 06:13:06 am »
Thanks dryhen good job someone is paying attention.
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