Andy, I think I'd rather be warm, than trying to catch bullets. But does this mean we would be under attach throughout the entire irrigation process. Not very comfortable with that idea.
We'll be under attack alright, mainly from the queue of folk wanting to watch this spectacular.
Whilst we're at it Gibb, if I might be a little personal for a moment now that you're with a new lady in your life, I wondered if you've considered the benefits of a little, ahem, male grooming? To be more precise, can I suggest Sir opts for our deluxe package consisting of a facial peel, a pedicure, a full leg wax and all rounded off with a "Back, Crack and Sack" for that rather risque bikini line.
We have a fully fitted salon in the Commer and I personally guarantee that our top stylist M. Gimp will attend to your every need. Of course, we use only the finest personal grooming products, like battery acid, and that hot tar-backed felt they use to seal up leaky flat roofs, to ensure you'll go home with skin like velvet.
I can make Sir an appointment, oui?
