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Re: Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #1215 on: February 17, 2006, 05:06:10 pm »
but I flatly refuse to have anything plugged into my rectum.... >:(


very wise indeed ;)
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Re: Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #1216 on: February 17, 2006, 06:18:24 pm »
Andy, I think I'd rather be warm, than trying to catch bullets.  But does this mean we would be under attach throughout the entire irrigation process.  Not very comfortable with that idea.

We'll be under attack alright, mainly from the queue of folk wanting to watch this spectacular.

Whilst we're at it Gibb, if I might be a little personal for a moment now that you're with a new lady in your life, I wondered if you've considered the benefits of a little, ahem, male grooming? To be more precise, can I suggest Sir opts for our deluxe package consisting of a facial peel, a pedicure, a full leg wax and all rounded off with a "Back, Crack and Sack" for that rather risque bikini line.

We have a fully fitted salon in the Commer and I personally guarantee that our top stylist M. Gimp will attend to your every need.  Of course, we use only the finest personal grooming products, like battery acid, and that hot tar-backed felt they use to seal up leaky flat roofs, to ensure you'll go home with skin like velvet.

I can make Sir an appointment, oui?

« Last Edit: February 17, 2006, 06:29:26 pm by A Zarse esq »
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Re: Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #1217 on: February 20, 2006, 09:23:06 am »
can I suggest Sir opts for our deluxe package

I can make Sir an appointment, oui?





Well ahead of you there old boy.  You've no idea  :o :o

An appointment will not be necessary merci  ;)
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Re: Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #1218 on: February 20, 2006, 07:45:15 pm »
A Prince Albert!! It must be!! Gibberish has only gone and had his hedge grubbed out and a bloody Prince Albert fitted!!  :o

Gib, you must have become one of those sex people. Sorry, but I shalln't be coming to any of your so-called "parties".  :o
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Re: Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #1219 on: February 21, 2006, 09:27:01 am »
Sorry mate, you've lost me with the Prince Albert thing.  I'm a shy retiring innocent sort of person, who has no idea what this thread is about, and wouldn't know anything about depilation.  ;)
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Re: Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #1220 on: February 21, 2006, 02:33:44 pm »
Sorry mate, you've lost me with the Prince Albert thing.  I'm a shy retiring innocent sort of person, who has no idea what this thread is about, and wouldn't know anything about depilation.  ;)

Or intimate body piercing seemingly................. :o
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Re: Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #1221 on: February 21, 2006, 02:47:06 pm »
Or intimate body piercing seemingly................. :o


Oh bl**dy heck NO  :o
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Re: Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #1222 on: February 21, 2006, 06:22:15 pm »
Or intimate body piercing seemingly................. :o


Oh bl**dy heck NO  :o

Gib, a quick google threw up this site;

http://public.diversity.org.uk/deviant/fsprmprc.htm#Glossary

It should help disabuse you of your naivety.  ;)
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Re: Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #1223 on: February 21, 2006, 08:45:14 pm »
Or intimate body piercing seemingly................. :o

Gib, a quick google threw up this site;

http://public.diversity.org.uk/deviant/fsprmprc.htm#Glossary

It should help disabuse you of your naivety.  ;)

Jeez, I bloody clicked the link, just wiping the tears from my eyes.


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Re: Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #1224 on: February 21, 2006, 09:50:05 pm »
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Gib, a quick google threw up this site;

http://public.diversity.org.uk/deviant/fsprmprc.htm#Glossary

It should help disabuse you of your naivety.  ;)
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Andy - I had nooooo idea there were so many variations.... ouch:o

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Re: Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #1225 on: February 22, 2006, 09:33:12 am »

Gib, a quick google threw up this site;

http://public.diversity.org.uk/deviant/fsprmprc.htm#Glossary

It should help disabuse you of your naivety.  ;)
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Oh my god  :o   That is truly scary.  My new lady is quite happy they way things are thank you.  I don't think I'll ever be the same after seeing those pictures  :-X :-X
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Re: Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #1226 on: April 05, 2006, 07:17:10 pm »
The car's the star...

This page is on Commer's in the movies. I can think ofa few that it's missed such as the Commer fire engine in Carry On Girls. But not a bad effort. Have a check for you fave car makes too.

http://www.imcdb.org/vehicles_make-Commer.html
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Re: Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #1227 on: April 05, 2006, 07:34:39 pm »
The car's the star...

This page is on Commer's in the movies. I can think ofa few that it's missed such as the Commer fire engine in Carry On Girls. But not a bad effort. Have a check for you fave car makes too.

http://www.imcdb.org/vehicles_make-Commer.html

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Re: Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #1228 on: April 05, 2006, 07:56:19 pm »
Commer in the TV series "The Champions"

Alexanda Bastedo ( I think thats how you spell it) I'd forgotten all about her, cor she was luurrrvelly, many a schoolboy fantasy there.

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Re: Modern Commer Replacement
« Reply #1229 on: April 05, 2006, 11:50:16 pm »
Well I'll be dipped in dog sh*t!
I didn't realise that was a Commer in Mad Max 2.

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