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« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2014, 12:24:52 pm »

Or lay one as big as King Kongs finger Grin

He's got a bomb on a short fuse!!!  Grin
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« Reply #31 on: June 06, 2014, 04:35:13 pm »

Reports from North East, still waiting for passport, continence plans are being hatched.
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« Reply #32 on: June 06, 2014, 05:45:07 pm »

Yep a midnight Channel swim it is.   Smiley
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« Reply #33 on: June 06, 2014, 06:13:01 pm »

Reports from North East, still waiting for passport, continence plans are being hatched.

As long as it's not incontinence  Grin
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« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2014, 06:33:37 pm »

I thought the predictive text  F@@k up was just the ticket so left it. I wish ,noticed it after posting it!
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« Reply #35 on: June 06, 2014, 06:36:48 pm »

Yep predictive text, 3 years later and I'm still sending messages that read a load of shite.
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« Reply #36 on: June 06, 2014, 08:44:14 pm »

Wham you taking around true  Huh
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« Reply #37 on: June 06, 2014, 10:43:44 pm »

We can here the squeaking here down sauff.
Go kick some arse tomorrow Stu!
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« Reply #38 on: June 07, 2014, 09:49:58 am »

Strong rumours circulating on social media that there is a small angry crowd gathering outside Durham passport office, reports suggest that a work experience lad has been captured and negotiations are ongoing. Cries of "what are you going to do with that rotisserie?!" were heard a short time ago from the back of a small van  Grin
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« Reply #39 on: June 07, 2014, 11:03:54 am »

Well I spoke to them last night. It went to the printers on 1st June and once its at the couriers its out of their hands.
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« Reply #40 on: June 07, 2014, 11:09:15 am »

Or lay one as big as King Kongs finger Grin

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« Reply #41 on: June 07, 2014, 07:58:56 pm »

So , mate see you on Tues, Weds or Thursday, have a safe trip and remember as you are on your own, do not talk to strangers. Wink
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« Reply #42 on: June 07, 2014, 08:07:52 pm »

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Well, after spending this morning on the phone and hearing that it hadn't left the printers (story number 4), then travelling to Durham and they eventually rang Liverpool to be told it was posted on Wednesday and would probably arrive today (story number 5), it didn't so I rang them back asking them the simple question,
'Do you know where my passport is?'
Its probably at the couriers but they have nothing to do with us so i can't really say.
Eh yes they do because you use them.
Errrhh I'm really sorry, you'll have to ring them.
Do you have a tracking number?
errh no we don't do them.
The woman I spoke to this morning said you did so how do you know where the passports are?
Well I don't know why she did that, we don't have tracking numbers. Heres the number.
Rang number and they shut at 4 and are not open untill Monday.

So I'm not going tomorrow, the lads are going to take the van down, I'm going to have to spend all Monday chasing it up hopefully to fly out on Tuesday morning. One way fight £404, return flight £200  Huh Huh

I was also speaking to my sister in law who is in France at the moment and she's heard of 2 other people with passport problems. One was a 90 year old veteran going over for the Normandy remembrance. He ended up at one at Sedgefield. As my mate just pointed out the poor bloke didn't need a passport the first time he went over.

f**k*ng Bastards, they couldn't lie straight in bed at night. Makes you wonder about all this passport security bollocks when they don't even know where the ones they've got are.

Glass of beer, all calm now, rant over, continue packing the van.  Smiley
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« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2014, 08:52:30 pm »

In years to come we shall look back on Le Mans 2014 "the one where half the crew nearly didn't make it" and laugh  Grin

Maybe see you in an airport soon,race you to France Stu   Grin
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« Reply #44 on: June 07, 2014, 11:17:23 pm »

Mine is up for renewal in 2016, do you think I should apply now Stu, Monday night in a field in France, wont be the same without you mate. We will try and leave you some real ale, but if you are only arriving Friday, we cant guarantee it  ;)going on our hols tomorrow  Cool
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