I know there's to be a race next month, on a track near some fields where thousands of us won't be trying too hard to get any sleep
I know there is but these days the pre LM experience in here is almost totally dead

In days of yore these threads were abuzz prior to that event, nowadays it's kinda dead
Is it cos I am unable to get my head into those tweetery places of ill repute?
I haven't seen anything to tell me whether Rusty, The Brethren and of course Big Irta will be around
Is there to be another wondrous Brethren Tee Shirt?
Can I have one?
Will there be clowns, please bring on the Scary Clowns
Will there be Doris?

Or is Madame Sin out boating across briny wastes?
Or treading the fruit of the twice trod vine?
You see? In the good old days
(cue Leonard Sachs) we'd have known all this months ago
It used to be fields round here... With a race track...
