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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2007, 06:53:03 pm »
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled

out rubber gloves .....

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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2007, 07:12:50 pm »
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves

with ribbed fingers.....
 .....
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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2007, 07:14:46 pm »
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers

which had been......

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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2007, 07:23:42 pm »
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been

soaked in lubricant .....
 
Steve East Anglian cobras


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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2007, 07:36:25 pm »
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant

Several times before...

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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2007, 07:38:41 pm »
inserting it in..
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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2007, 07:41:00 pm »
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...

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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2007, 07:50:43 pm »
GABs jealous face  ???

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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2007, 08:27:41 pm »
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
"Ha ha you can't a fool me, there ain't a no sanity clause!"

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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2007, 08:30:34 pm »
Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to

go away in...

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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2007, 09:00:51 pm »
any hurry unless

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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2007, 09:19:59 pm »
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman :police:...

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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2007, 09:22:44 pm »
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
"Ha ha you can't a fool me, there ain't a no sanity clause!"

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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2007, 10:04:10 pm »
Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
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And the bastards have built on it.

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Re: The Classic 3 word story...
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2007, 11:26:58 pm »
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