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Steve Pyro
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« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2007, 06:53:03 pm »

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled

out rubber gloves .....

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« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2007, 07:12:50 pm »

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves

with ribbed fingers.....
 .....
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« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2007, 07:14:46 pm »

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers

which had been......
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« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2007, 07:23:42 pm »

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been

soaked in lubricant .....
 
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« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2007, 07:36:25 pm »

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant

Several times before...
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« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2007, 07:38:41 pm »

inserting it in..
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« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2007, 07:41:00 pm »

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
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« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2007, 07:50:43 pm »

GABs jealous face  Huh
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« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2007, 08:27:41 pm »

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
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« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2007, 08:30:34 pm »

Smokie didn't always
have a big...
grudge against them......
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time.....
again they had
beer running out
But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about...
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to

go away in...
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« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2007, 09:00:51 pm »

any hurry unless
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« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2007, 09:19:59 pm »

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman police...
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« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2007, 09:22:44 pm »

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
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Bob U
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« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2007, 10:04:10 pm »

Smokie didn't always
have a big
grudge against them
Freeky Deeky Dutch
but this time
again they had
beer running out.

But it didn't matter too much, beacuse Smokie had already packed up and got an early get away, so he could be the traffic back to the ferry.
but the police
had a breathalizer
and knew about
Smokie's drinking habits
and his propensity
to speed towing
so they pulled
out rubber gloves
with ribbed fingers
which had been
soaked in lubricant
Several times before
inserting it in.

The look on...
GABs jealous face
was unlikely to
go away in
any hurry unless

The gay policeman ...
had his way
using a double-ended
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« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2007, 11:26:58 pm »

Four inch wide
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