THE DIET
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
he next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
sign reads , "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second
thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he
finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the
same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day
there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok
running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
"If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a
shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while before he
can continue, so for the next four days, the same routine happens with him
gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the
fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20
lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This
is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt
this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door, and when he opens it he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're
mine!"
