Support is welcome mate, and I changed the clutch plate a few years ago, so it's fine for the next forty years or so. But I still can't help feeling it might soon be time to pass on the magical mantle of Commeric ownership to new blood.
You wanted to know how the Zarse Brothers are? Well, you need to speak to Lord Pigpen, he and Lady PP experienced the Gimp first hand at Rusty's house and she's not yet recovered from the vigourous dry humping she received. I hear he was very badly behaved.
Paul is busy not returning telephone calls, but that's what happens if you support Charlton Athletic who gloriously failed to make the play-offs.
Chris the Suicide Bomber has been keeping his head down a bit, but we suspect him of committing a gross act of matrimony.
He took his GF away for the weekend to a posh hotel in Devon. He never told no one he was going neither. It's all very suspicious, me and Gimp think he put his ring on her finger and I'm looking forward to giving him a good pumping later to extract the info out of him...
Anyway, we'll all be at Le Mans and that's the main thing. Sure we can't tempt you over for the full Zarse Experience?
PS Here's the pic you took two years ago!
