Steve,
I think I've cracked it. It's karma, man, the wheel.
If you're unfortunate enough to have a body shaped like the grey herr'n in your marvellous diagram, then I think the instructions on how to effect a transformation into a nice little houseplant, an ornamental fig it looks to me, are what is outlined. I have to admit, I'm not too happy about the direction the Nitrationen is taking, it looks pretty damn aggressive, but I suppose that's the problem with Stick-Stoff-Oxide. I have a friend who once tried to polish his scrotum with Stick-Stoff-Oxide, and to be honest, it wasn't a total success, but in the end it didn't really matter, - gone are the days when you could get your Luftstickstoff down a dark alleyway for a fiver, and still have change from your pocket money to catch a bus home and have a fish supper on the way.
I was never lucky enough to catch Umwandlung von Fauulnisbakterien live in the 70's. I've heard they were awesome, and took about 23 encores at the Rose Bowl, Rick Wakeman pulled a hernia heaving a Steinway into the crowd and I believe they named a couple of the 'Royal Boxes' after the bits that were squeezed from his rectum. Last I heard the drum solo was still going on.
Do you think if the page was tilted his head would roll off his shoulders?
H
