They did! And I believe you have a left hooker pm, presumably this means a red suspender with an ice-pick standing by, sympathy for the proletariat and favours for the miners welfare.
Also, I believe the early motoring years were rife with "Duckhams Wrestling" incidents. This, for me, should be the way forward on Sunday, when those painted on seams are starting to run. A quart of the green stuff goes a long way.
I once got invited to a "Mazola Party", and innocently went along (up until then, lard had been the only chip-oil I'd dabbled with). Well, christ-on-a-motorscooter, if only you could have seen what I saw that night, I've never eaten a haddock since.
And I'm double booked, as well as double-entendered, this Sunday, and well p*ssed off, last year was a corker.
H