No sorry Chris won't be there due to his taking exams to become a science teacher

but he's promised to let me take his selection of amusing teeshirts to LM, so you should be okay for the I'm a C*** time of night! He's been teaching sex education recently, remind me to tell you about what the kids in Redhill think about the uses of cling film as a contraceptive!

I guess if we get stuck at N'ring we can phone him and he'll tell us what to say, I'm absolutely convinced he won't stich us up with something filthy when we're speaking to the nice man from the Politzei!
